June 2012
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Everyone Is Asking Who Would Be In My TGS Royal...
This is fairly easy now that I think about it…
Husky would be my “Hand”, a la Game of Thrones, and advise me on how to deal with dummies.
Ro would be my handmaiden but we would basically just hang out and do wtfever kinda like Gwen and Morganna in season 1 of Merlin.
TB would be captain of the guard and just verbally bitchslap people all day.
Warp Zone would be my quirky but...
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May 2012
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“After years of not being able to reach things on shelves, you know short people...”
– David Mitchell, on the prevalence of short dictators (via arethouyetliving)
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Anonymous asked: In the "TB vs Jesse Cox - Star Wars Kinect Dance-off" video, you had a large bottle of wine (?) all to yourself. U serious? :D
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badcharismaroll asked: Okay. Okay, Dodger. Alright. Hurrw'go. Which character in Adventure Time do you personally identify with most, and why? (Jake here. A thousand times, Jake.)
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Let's Chill, Burritos.
Yesssssssss we’re all sad that Benedict Cumberbatch didn’t get the BAFTA…
BUT THINK OF IT THIS WAY.
Most of y’all are like WHO IS DOMINIC WEST >:0 but the fans of Dominic West are saying OMG YAY HE WON IT I THOUGHT FOR SURE THEY WOULD GIVE IT TO BENNY CUMBOBLER TODAY IS GLOOOORIOUS.
We’ve all been fans of someone with that fleeting hope she or he would win and...
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to-bleak-refuse-deactivated2012 asked: Hit me with a metalocalypse gif folder. Pweeeasssseeee?
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omgomgomgomgomgomg
“New Fionna and Cake? Yes, there’ll be another episode down the line starring Marshall Lee. It’s awesome… Rebecca Sugar and Cole Sanchez wrote it… it’s super funny and super sweet and has really nice songs in it that Rebecca wrote. I hope y’all like it.”
-Pendleton Ward, creator of Adventure Time
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Jesse Is Now Shou Tucker From FMA In My Mind
And we already established via Twitter that Tradechat and I are his daughters in a parallel universe.
So in some alternate reality Tradechat and I have been spliced together.
Thank you for your time.
zyborged asked: If you could brainwash a fellow Youtuber for a full 24 hours where they will remember nothing of their past lives and will listen to whatever you say, who would you choose and what would you do with them? Given that after the 24 hours everything will come back to them and remember everything you made them do and probably hate you for it. :P
Anonymous asked: Hello Dodger, this is your collective fanbase speaking. Now that you're going full time with the YouTube thing, how is your success measured? Is it based on views or subscriptions? Also, if we have an idea for a feature you could run what is the easiest way to let you know?
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Y'know Those Websites That Have Bookmarks Within...
Me: ahhh done with videos... ( ಠ◡ಠ )
Me: *logs into archives on a website*
Me: *goes to bookmarks*
Me: *scrolls down*
Website: (deleted work, last viewed 18 May 2012)
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
Anonymous asked: HI HONOURABLE DODGER. HOPING YOU ARE WELL. MY QUESTION IS, DO YOU THINK CAPS LOCK ON EQUALS YELLING? IF SO, I APOLOGISE FOR YELLING. IF NOT, THEN PRETEND I AM YELLING FOR THE SAKE OF THIS QUESTION. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. PLEASE ENJOY YOUR DAY - AND REMEMBER - IF THE CAPS ARE ON, TURN THEM OFF
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Anonymous asked: Do you support equal rights? (LGBT, etc.)
dazzzie asked: If you could cosplay 5 characters which ones would you choose and why? :)
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absurdityplus asked: I just finished watching the stream of D3. I got hammered and possibly one of the best/worst workouts of my life. Here are some facts: [From start of quest to the death of Diablo] Husky died: 6 times. You [Dodger] died: 24 times. Ro died: 31 times. Jesse died: 28 times. My numbers might be off, but I was hammered and if they are off, the actual number can only be larger. Side note: You went 4...
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I Just Came Up With The Best EQ/GoT Crossover Joke
Okay guys. Okay. Are you ready…
Q: Why do Greyjoys make terrible Druids?… A: Because they do not SoW.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU. I’LL BE HERE ALL WEEK.
You don’t have to tell me how lame it is that I thought of this. I’m already aware. (I CAN’T BE THE ONLY ONE TO HAVE EVER MADE THIS JOKE)
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Anonymous asked: Hit me with one of your GIF folders :D
Anonymous asked: You seem like a fast typer. What's your wpm? Do you have any tips for someone trying to improve?
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huntermoor asked: In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman?
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If I can’t find a tumblr that reblogs the bestworst fandomsecrets out there, I’m just gonna have to make that tumblr myself.
And you do NOT want me running that.
Seriously.
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THIS THING IS TOO CUTE WHAT IS IT
(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
^WTF IS THIS IT LOOKS LIKE IT WANTS A HUG I REFUSE TO D’AW I WON’T DO IT
You guys have got to stop tweeting adorable emoticons at me.
You’re ruining my life.
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Anonymous asked: Hey Dodger; I just got my "press heart to give" mug in the mail, and I was just wondering if it had any significant meaning, or I guess why it says "give" and not "continue"? if that makes sense. If not, disregard the nonsense. =]
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Husky Starcraft 4play Diablo 3 workout.
preparethepreparations:
Dodger says dick: 7 push-ups.
Jesse references an insult from the stream: 10 Sit ups
Ro “squees”: 5 Jumping Jacks
Husky asks whether to sell or salvage his items: 5 Burpees.
Someone dies: 12 Squats.
Bathroom breaks: Jog in place
Husky messing with his spells: Hold plank position
Tonight we all lose a pound.
Ro Snores: run a mile.
You’re welcome.
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scarmiglione asked: So Your love of Conan Doyle's Holmes is evident (derp!) and I'm fairly sure the BBC modernization got your seal of approval. So what are you opinions on the ne american take on it, elementary. You know the one that is scarily close to Sherlock and has a female Watson?
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Ahem...
Boobiewindows.
That is all.
Angry Joe 2012.
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Two Hours and Fifteen Minutes Left...
wowcrendor:
Diablo 3 needs to get here faster
Anytime now…
Anonymous asked: Your tattoo is on your right side by the ribs correct? Damn that must have hurt!
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Anonymous asked: Hey Dodger, I am not sure if you have tattoo's or would ever like to get them... but let's just say in this random parallel universe you have a tattoo of anything you like that can come alive by like peeling off your skin and can rejoin you at any time... what would you get and where would it be?
